I'm in a coma,
Turn me sideways, kind folk.
My need is wanton,
Turn me sideways, folk.

Folk, you are so kind, oh me,
Please turn my rampant body to the side,
Please take my body to the dark side
Oh the dark side, turn me to the side ohhhh.

I'm in a deep coma,
Please take my body down,
Down to the underground.
Turn me sideways, Sally.
Sally, I beg of you, Turn me sideways.
Friend, of mine, Sally
Sally,
You have treated me well
just one more favour,
Whilst I be in this coma,
Turn me sideways,
Sideways
Sideways.
Rotate my body, kind folk.
Friend of mine, Sally.