It's a quiet wednesday afternoon
Roommates all gone at work or school
And, I've got the entire house to myself so...
I might as well, get naked as buck
Do jumping jacks with a glass of
Orange juice and double stacks
With syrup, syrup lots of syrup

And slurp, slur all my words,
Words worth, work with words
Nerd, sure. ash don't curr.
Murderous murdock holmes sherlock of poems.
Yo the flow is obnoxious,
Might want to hold your nose I just let one go
And if so, gonna make you nauseous

Aw shit, auspicious spit,
College kid hold your head like and ostrich
All on that raw shit, take it how you want it
Ash 'bout his money, 70 and sunny.
Chill with the accents maxin relaxin, enjoy the show
Comedy with some action,
Oh did I mention, sexual tension?
Yeah, oh yeah, bet that gets your attention

I've been skim breast feed for sex-ed
Wrestle my best friend, I'm still breast fed
Like to, push them together against my head
Then, test the bounce before I rest my head
So titty, titty tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat

The smoothest cool cat is ash
That should last them at least two weeks
Before I league a new tree,
To feed the sweetie like it's easter or halloween, nodd I mean

Bow down and honor me (honor me),
When I rap it's a holiday (holiday)
Bow down and honor me (honor me),
When I rap it's a holiday (holiday),
Yeah, ash roth in the house, blow pops in the house
Brain bang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce

I like boobies like you like nuts
Let's get together and make em touch
And your booty especially, bouncin' up
And down on my lil' wee wee
But there's something that means more to me
Then big titties and round booty
It's your personality... psyche!
It's um, fresh clean snapper, two cheeks to suck on after,
I want to eat your liver and some beans
With a nice bottle of chianti
Chianti let's get pissy.
Go to the bathroom and get busy
I just want to smack your ass, I just want to
Spank your ass (keep keep bouncing)
Uh, brain bang in the house
Got my feet on your couch, your girls titties
Pokin' out (watch 'em bounce)
She's got some funky ass nips