Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Monster
(Wait)
Give me one last kiss Mister Monster

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

We were out on a date in my daddy's car
We hadn't driven very far
There in the road, straight ahead
A car was stalled, the engine was dead

I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right
I'll never forget, the sound that night
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass
The painful scream, that I heard last

There must be some piece today
From my girlfriend, not so far away
Please Mister Monster, look and see
If there's a piece of my girlfriend for me

(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) We did a pickup truck mash!
(Woh, oh, oh, oh, oh) We did a monster crash
No

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down
There were creatures standing all around
Something warm flowin' through my eyes
But somehow I found my baby that night

So many days you passed me by
See the tears standin' in my eyes
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leavin' me in a coffin or a shelter

We did a monster crash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) We did a pickup truck mash!