Make yourself comfortable
I'll make the drinks
We'll have a laugh or two
I'll make another drink
When's Steve coming home
I want more time to be alone with you
The drunker we get the more you forget
‘Bout the trouble Steve is to you

It'll be a brighter day when Steve's gone away
You can close your eyes when you sleep at night
You don't have to be afraid
It's hard enough to live day by day
When's Steve coming home?

When he hits you he says he loves you
Well I don't think he really loves you!
Wear that pretty dress to cover up that pretty mess
I'll take care of Steve