Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
And oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oh oh oh oooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block, he drives an iroc...
Then he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm Just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oh oh oh oooh

Oh yeah, dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah, dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing

Man, I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why would she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you...
Oooooh

Oh yeah, dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah, dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing