Well it's hard being a liar
I don't know who's supposed to be on my mind
'Cos I love my little darling
But I also love these women online

When I feel it really coming on strong
Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on

But there's this woman on the Internet
She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes
And I never get the sense to tell my girl the truth
I got the sense to tell some beautiful lies

(Gonna love her with these beautiful eyes)

Well what's the difference darling
Between my eyelids and a glowing white screen
When either way I'm thinking
Of the hottest barely legal age teens?

When I feel it really coming on strong
Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on

Yeah there's this woman on the Internet
She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes
And I ain't telling no-one 'bout the money I've sent
I don't care if they're just beautiful lies

Yeah there's this woman on the Internet
Even if she's some Nigerian guy
Yeah well you should read the poetry he speaks to me
I don't care if they're just beautiful lies

(Gonna love him with these beautiful lies)

Beautiful, beautiful eyes
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful Nigerian guy
Beautiful, beautiful