Monday morning is not Monday morning
Till Taylor has his coffee
Friday night is not Friday night
Till Jessie leaves the room sweaty
Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning
Till Nick has his talk with his son
Thursday night is not Thursday night
Till Chris has sex with his bass

Come on to the Weekend
'cause the Weekend I'll get by
Hold off 'till the Weekend
'cause there's too much time
To be inherently nice guys

Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon
When you drive all night
Wednesday early we pull into
What I'll call Phil-a-del-ph-i-a
Thursday morning is not Thursday morning
Till one of us says
How's your life, how's your life?
Yeah how's your life, How's your life?

Come on to the weekend
'cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off 'till the weekend
'cause there's too much time to think
And not much time to cry
Hold off 'till the weekend
'cause the weekend we'll be high
Hold off 'till the weekend
'cause we may look tired,
But we'll get by

What if there were no more mama's boys
What if no one shared their humble appearance
What there were no consequences
What if there were no more arguments
Well that'd be a shame
And that'd be impossible
and you would be bored
'cause you wouldn't want it any other way

Hold on 'till the weekend
'cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off 'till the weekend
'cause we may look scared, but we're really
nice guys
Hold off 'till the weekend
'cause the weekend I'll get high
Hold off 'till the weekend
'cause we may look strange
But we surely will get by

What if there were no more mama's boys
What if we all had a picnic together
Would that be a shame...
And that'd be impossible
'cause you would be bored
'cause you wouldn't want it any other way