An old friend sends you a facebook request
You only find out they're racist after you accept
There's free office cake
on the first day of your diet
It's like they announce a new iphone
The day after you buy it
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like swiping left on your future soulmate
It's a snapchat that you wish you had saved
It's a funny tweet that nobody faves
And who would? ve thought it figures

It's a traffic jam when you try to use waze
A no-smoking sign
When you brought your vape
It's 10, 000 male late-night hosts
When all you want is just one woman, seriously!
It's singing the duet of your dreams
And then alanis morissette shouting at you
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like you're first class
on a southwest plane
Then you realize that every seat is the same
It's like amazon but your package never came
And who would? ve thought it figures

It's like netflix but you own dvds
It's a free ride but your uber's down the street
It's singing "ironic", but there are no ironies
And who would've thought it figures

Well life has a funny way
of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way

Of helping you out
Helping you ou