They're all still on their honeymoon

just read the dialogue balloon

everyone loves you--why should they not?

And I'm the only one who knows

that Disneyland's about to close

I don't suppose you'd give it a shot

knowing all that you've got

are cigarettes and Red Vines

just close your eyes, cause, baby--

you never do know

and I'll be on the sidelines,

with my hands tied,

watching the show

Well, it's always fun and games until

it's clear you haven't got the skill

in keeping the gag from going too far

So you're running 'round the parking lot

til every lightning bug is caught

punching some pinholes in the lid of a jar

while we wait in the car

With cigarettes and Red Vines

just close your eyes, cause, baby--

you never do know

and I'll be on the sidelines,

with my hands tied,

watching the show

And tell me, would it kill you

would it really spoil everything

if you didn't blame yourself

do you know what I mean?

Cigarettes and Red Vines

just close your eyes, cause, baby--

you never do know

and I'll be on the sidelines,

with my hands tied,

watching the show

watching the show