The cameraman sweats, smokes his cigarettes
The seventh of the deck, he’s in a lot of debt
The man that’s on the boom has lived his life too soon
He’s heard every word and it’s only doom and gloom
And we know that the director
used to be the health inspector
If you have a fall at work
then there’s no one round to help ya
The actors on set have barely even met
Maybe they don’t need to be doing it just yet

It’s a hot set
It’s a hot set
It's a hot set

The producer’s at the door, the costume’s on the floor
It costs a lot of money, so get them in the drawer
The make-up’s running late, stuck outside the gate
Security won’t have it, I guess we’ll have to wait
The line is overheating, the set still needs completing
There’s no one to be seen in the production meeting
It’s become a big distraction, the actors are mid-action
They were faking it at first
but now they’re getting satisfaction

It’s a hot set
It’s a hot set
It’s a hot set

The cameraman sweats, smokes his cigarettes
The seventh of the deck, he’s in a lot of debt
The man that’s on the boom has lived his life too soon
He’s heard every word and it’s only doom and gloom
And we know that the director
used to be the health inspector
If you have a fall at work
then there’s no one round to help ya
The actors on set have barely even met
Maybe they don’t need to be doing it just yet

(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)
(It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)
(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)
(It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)
It’s a hot set if you get what I meant
(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)
It’s a hot set
don’t ask me again (It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)
It’s a hot set if you get what I meant
(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)
It’s a hot set
don’t ask me again (It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)

It’s a hot set
Hot set