The cameraman sweats, smokes his cigarettes

The seventh of the deck, he’s in a lot of debt

The man that’s on the boom has lived his life too soon

He’s heard every word and it’s only doom and gloom

And we know that the director

used to be the health inspector

If you have a fall at work

then there’s no one round to help ya

The actors on set have barely even met

Maybe they don’t need to be doing it just yet

It’s a hot set

It’s a hot set

It's a hot set

The producer’s at the door, the costume’s on the floor

It costs a lot of money, so get them in the drawer

The make-up’s running late, stuck outside the gate

Security won’t have it, I guess we’ll have to wait

The line is overheating, the set still needs completing

There’s no one to be seen in the production meeting

It’s become a big distraction, the actors are mid-action

They were faking it at first

but now they’re getting satisfaction

It’s a hot set

It’s a hot set

It’s a hot set

The cameraman sweats, smokes his cigarettes

The seventh of the deck, he’s in a lot of debt

The man that’s on the boom has lived his life too soon

He’s heard every word and it’s only doom and gloom

And we know that the director

used to be the health inspector

If you have a fall at work

then there’s no one round to help ya

The actors on set have barely even met

Maybe they don’t need to be doing it just yet

(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)

(It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)

(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)

(It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)

It’s a hot set if you get what I meant

(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)

It’s a hot set

don’t ask me again (It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)

It’s a hot set if you get what I meant

(It’s a hot set if you get what I meant)

It’s a hot set

don’t ask me again (It’s a hot set, don’t ask me again)

It’s a hot set

Hot set