Doomsday prepper, two-stepper, party in my bunker
The world is still spinning, but it ain't getting younger
I've got everything we need for this party to proceed
I raided the shops, I shaved my locks
I've got food in tins for when the flood begins
But bring your own water, don't say I didn't warn you
It's the end of the world, but I’ve never been more ready
Supplies won't last forever, so please take it steady

(RSVP) and no plus ones
This is my bunker, it's at my mum's
I spent my whole life building this with my wife
And now she's left me (Move on!)
Never mind
(I ordered a new sofa) from sitdown dot com
Next day shipping 'cause we don't have long
It fits in the bunker, it's meant to be
Right by the mini bar, next to the TV

Doomsday prepper
Let’s go

Doomsday prepper
Doomsday prepper