Doomsday prepper, two-stepper, party in my bunker

The world is still spinning, but it ain't getting younger

I've got everything we need for this party to proceed

I raided the shops, I shaved my locks

I've got food in tins for when the flood begins

But bring your own water, don't say I didn't warn you

It's the end of the world, but I’ve never been more ready

Supplies won't last forever, so please take it steady

(RSVP) and no plus ones

This is my bunker, it's at my mum's

I spent my whole life building this with my wife

And now she's left me (Move on!)

Never mind

(I ordered a new sofa) from sitdown dot com

Next day shipping 'cause we don't have long

It fits in the bunker, it's meant to be

Right by the mini bar, next to the TV

Doomsday prepper

Let’s go

Doomsday prepper

Doomsday prepper