And your idea that you're a machine
So if you're a smart kid, you commit suicide
Camus said there is only one serious
philosophical question
which is whether or not to commit suicide
I think there are four or five
serious philosophical questions
The first one is 'Who started it? '
The second is 'Are we going to make it? '
The third is 'Where are we going to put it? '
The fourth is 'Who's going to clean up? '
And the fifth, 'Is it serious? '

But still, should you or not commit suicide?
This is a good question. Why go on?
And you only go on if the game is worth the gamble
Now the universe has been going on
for an incredibly long time
And so really, a satisfactory theory of the universe
why bother?
Just commit suicide
But if you want to go on playing the game
you've got to have an optimal theory
for playing the game
Otherwise there's no point in it
But the people who coined
the fully automatic theory of the universe
were playing a very funny game
for what they wanted to say was this
all you people who believe in religion
old ladies and wishful thinkers
you've got a big daddy up there
and you want comfort, but life is rough
Life is tough, as success goes
to the most hard headed people... (fades away)

So if you think that that's the way things are
you might as well commit suicide right now. (X18)
"Don't do it! "
"sorry bro. "

Ah, wasn't that relaxing darling?