Well, they closed down the roller
rink we used to go on Sundays
Opened up a Wally World and drove the mom-and-pops away
Yesterday's main street covered in plywood
Naw, they ain't doing it nothing like I would

Living the American dream
Ain't the life it used to be

I'm too high for this
I ain't got time for this
I hate to say it, but the place I love
Keeps killing my buzz
I'm too old for this
Gotta roll another smoke for this
Yeah, we're headed down the lowest road we can find
Just another reason why
I'm too high for this

Yeah, the world's half-crazy and the other half knows it
Try to keep an open mind, but they just close it
Tried to impose it every time I turned around
Doing something else to shut the whole thing down

They cheat, but at least they lie
Just another reason why

I'm too high for this
I ain't got time for this
I hate to say it, but the place I love
Keeps killing my buzz
I'm too old for this
Gotta roll another smoke for this
Yeah, we're headed down the lowest road we can find
Just another reason why
I'm too high for this

I'm too damn high for this

Now you're spitting Beechnut in a good man's eye
Ain't gonna back down from this fight

But I'm too high for this
I never had time for this
I hate to say it, but the place I love
Keeps killing my buzz
I'm too old for this
Gotta roll another smoke for this
Yeah, we're headed down the lowest road we can find
Just another reason why
I'm too high for this

I'm too damn high for this

Pass that motherfucker to me