Intro: jay-ski and a.b. 95 south and them boyz 69, Prepare for the stabbin' 'cause it's ding-a-ling time! It ain't no interruption, so please unplug the phone And get ready for the stabbin' from the ding-a-ling song! [ding-ding-dong-a-ding-ding-da-dong-dong, hooh, da-dat, da-dat, da-dat]
Jay-ski: Yeah, 69 boyz in the house, b'lieve dat! Backed up by the 95 south, and it goes like this, c'mon!
Verse 1: the rotweiller and thrill da playa [rw] yo, don't try to fake the funk on Go on, give you ya milk-bone; the ding-dong So mangy kitty-cat, get back, get back, get back, get back, uhh 'cause i'm servin' well-done ground beef Backed up by a glass of sweet t And you know my theme song, uhh, that ding-a-long So just call me "ball park" 'cause i pump when you click your jaw And girl, i'm surprised you took it all 'cause i run you like a track meet I can't wait, so jump in the back seat In y' caddy, or bikini, So get ready, for the (?) And you know the words, so sing along And prepare for the ding-ding-ding-along [th] girl, you know you's a winner! Tell me what you want for dinner! How 'bout a six-pack of that Ding-ding-dong, da-dat, da-dat Help us, help us, 68! Who do you appreciate? The one that's singin' you a sweet song, Or the one that's feedin' you ding-dong? 'cause i can't sing too well, But i can make that kitty-cat swell So before i push up, Hold your breath and wish yourself good luck! This ain't "i dream of jeannie" And i ain't got no teeny weenie