You came back from college
Swearing that you made a mistake
If Virginia's for lovers
Why haven't you been on a date?

It's just you and me now
At a party with our hometown friends
But I ain't here to see them
'Tis the fucking season

You say you don't kiss under the mistletoe with anyone
It's an out-of-date tradition for lonely people to fake love
So why do I feel so alive
When I'm kissing you under the mistletoe on Christmas night?

Whisky in a tea cup
Lipstick on the edge while you talk
It's like you painted Boulder
Whitе snow on the reddest of rocks

I'm usually thе one who
Can't get behind this holiday shit
But now I got a reason
'Tis the fucking season

You say you don't kiss under the mistletoe with anyone
It's an out-of-date tradition for lonely people to fake love
So why do I feel so alive
When I'm kissing you under the mistletoe on Christmas night?

Whatever you've been looking for
Is hangin' underneath the doorway
Here we are just standing face to face
Whatever you've been looking for
Is hangin' underneath the doorway
Here we are just standing face to face

You say you don't kiss under the mistletoe with anyone
It's an out-of-date tradition for lonely people to fake love
So why do I feel so alive
When I'm kissing you under the mistletoe on Christmas night?